whospilledthebongwater:

yroxis:

Personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

No post has ever described my life as accurately as this one

freethebooty:

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

ramihoe:

me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

ojitos-morenos:

*pours coconut oil over my depression*

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

lubricates:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

notyourmamita:

No boobs? Damn. Grow some. Boobs? Cover yourself. You’re so vulgar. No ass? Everyone will laugh at you for it. Ass? Well, better cover yourself cause you don’t wanna draw attention to that booty, right? Short? You need to wear those heels. Tall? Damn. You cannot be taller than men. Also, never wear heels. Skinny? Gotta gain weigh cause no one likes bones. Chubby? Eat healthy!!!! Nobody likes fat bitches. You like makeup? Hell no. Taking you swimming on the first date. No makeup? Please, take care of yourself. Don’t be so lazy.

We, women, are constantly shamed for everything so we, as well, might do whatever we want.

sappling:

me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth
also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand

bisexualdanhowell:

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

Me Texting:  sarcasm on point, hilarious, snarky, too good for you
Me Talking:  stutters, forgets words, dissolves into awkward silence